December 2011
2 posts
Political Correctness
I prefer the term “Reparation-American”
Restaurant
That lady just coughed into the back of my head.
That must be the calibre of people they attract at this place.
November 2011
1 post
Octagons →
oh nice, found this article on octagons
September 2011
2 posts
Statistics
Randomness is clumpy.
You have social skills, homeless people don’t have that.
August 2011
2 posts
Money
You probably make more than I do, your baby is just made of booze.
first a disclaimer, i’m not super smart
July 2011
1 post
Gross
ew, found a semi-colon in my python
June 2011
1 post
Main Characters
I think male characters should be killed in battle or something, and female characters should be amputated or disfigured in some way.
April 2011
1 post
Evolution
That’s how our ancestors did it, they’d see an animal in the distance, and follow it until it passed out from exhaustion. Then they’d punch it in the neck and eat it.
January 2011
1 post
Meat is Bloomington friendly, you just have to have known it while it was alive.
November 2010
1 post
Cancer Research Donation
Zon: guilt trip
Me: … yeah
Me: I would have just spent it on booze anyway
Zon: now cancer dudes will spend it on booze
Me: that's good
Zon: i'm not complaining
October 2010
1 post
Relationships
me: Tandem bikes are alright, but most of the time someone doesn't have to try.
Zon: That's a perfect metaphor for relationships; someone doesn't have to try.
April 2010
1 post
“They should call them ‘Not Booze Stamps’ you can buy other things...”
– Food Stamps
January 2010
5 posts
The Saints
D: The Colts are gonna rape the Saints!
Zon: What does the Catholic Church have to say about that?
Trotzke’s like a blossoming flower; there are other men like him, they just haven’t blossomed yet.
“Super Mario Brothers 3 is the best video game ever made! Back when NASA sent the...”
– Super Mario Bros 3
Freelancing
me: The main benefit to freelancing, from my experience, is being able to do a small hip thrusting victory dance and yell things your brother would say every time you make the code your bitch (ie: make it work)
zon: can't you always do that?
me: Not using phrases like "Yeah! Suck on mah bawls!!" With the occasional ridiculously exaggerated masturbatory gestures.
zon: oh you're worried about acting that way at work
me: yes
zon: if you did they'd give you a raise
zon: but then you'd never be able to stop
Bloomington
“All you have to do is act unnecessarily aggressive, and gay, and people will leave you alone.”