Shit Zon Says

Political Correctness

I prefer the term “Reparation-American”

Restaurant

That lady just coughed into the back of my head.

That must be the calibre of people they attract at this place.

Statistics

Randomness is clumpy.

You have social skills, homeless people don’t have that.

Money

You probably make more than I do, your baby is just made of booze.

first a disclaimer, i’m not super smart

Gross

ew, found a semi-colon in my python

Main Characters

I think male characters should be killed in battle or something, and female characters should be amputated or disfigured in some way.

Evolution

That’s how our ancestors did it, they’d see an animal in the distance, and follow it until it passed out from exhaustion. Then they’d punch it in the neck and eat it.